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金盆洗屌了,无奈啊。金大班的最后一夜暨

  


四天过去了,老婆从前天离家出走到现在还没有回来,郁闷死了,昨天晚上大姨子到我家来了,晚上7点多,还带着她的小孩子。她给我打电话说在楼下,由于对讲门铃坏了,我还是自己下到一楼给她开的门,上电梯的时候她还像往常一样跟我谈笑风生。我以为她不知道呢,因为老婆的嘴巴还是很严的,家丑不可外扬是她一直坚守的准则。可是老婆不在家啊,我应该怎么说呢?到了楼上,我立刻闪进厕所,给老婆打电话,之前给老婆怎么打都是不接的,希望老天保佑,接我电话 啊,要不我说老婆出去逛街了,怎么可能啊,都晚上七点多了,而且她怀孕了,按照我一向的做人原则,一定鞍前马后的跟着的,肯定全程陪护当司机的。要是大姨子不知道我却说露了嘴,岂不弄巧成拙啊,但是不管我怎么打电话,老婆就是不接啊,后来干脆关机了。我在厕所呆了大概10分钟,大姨子的孩子叫我:姨夫,妈妈叫你呢。我假装上厕所,说等会。但是总是不能不出来啊,而且那讨厌的小孩说他快憋不住了,也要上厕所。我只好出来了,而且不忘记摁一下抽水马桶,有冲水的声音,演戏一定要注意细节啊,细节决定成败。
     大姨子坐在沙发上,我搬一个椅子远远的坐着。大姨子说:XX,怎么我来了,你跑厕所了,家里一个人也没有,不是你们的待客之道啊。我妹妹呢?晕,我正在绞尽脑汁想怎么回答的时候,大姨子说了,你的事情我都知道了,说说吧,你想怎么样?郁闷啊,艳照门要闹大了。
     不得不跟狼友们交代一下我的倒霉历史。子曰:常在河边走,怎能不湿鞋。最近几年来,穿帮了6次了。第一次和一个网友在宾馆做完以后,那女的要自己坐公共汽车回家,她先撤,我断后。我正要走的时候,发现她的手表遗忘在床头柜上了,我连忙给她打电话,她说在宾馆附近的站台,我说马上给你送去。出宾馆的时候匆忙退房,只为抓紧给人家送手表。忙中出错啊,宾馆的收据随手装进了口袋。第二天手机没有带,偏偏那女的发个短信过来,说我很棒,希望下次继续。老婆看到了,然后删除。老婆最阴险的地方在于深藏不露,喜怒不形于色。然后给我洗衣服的时候掏出了那个该死的收据。过来两天才问我,最近有没有去什么宾馆去没有。我都没有思索就说从来不去那地方啊,没有事情去那干嘛啊?然后她问我怎么发现收据,我汗。立刻跟老婆解释说那天几个哥们一起到宾馆打牌的。然后煞有介事的给一个死党打电话,故意启用手机的外置通话,让老婆能听到啊。我说:那天你和谁谁谁到那宾馆打牌我给你开的房间收据被你嫂子看到了,你给解释一下。我死党入戏很快的,说是啊是啊,那你让我嫂子接个电话,我给解释一下,那天和谁谁打牌让伟哥开的房间,嫂子可不要误会啊云云。但是老婆根本不接电话,说好了,不要演戏了,然后给我说了短信的事情,只好坦白,但是说没有做成,当时太紧张了,鸡鸡硬不起来,最后不了了之。老婆当然不信啊,晚上严刑拷打,最后我是又哭又忏悔,然后装病才过去的。其他几次就不累述了,相信好多狼友都有体会的,总是有蛛丝马迹。而且老婆非常适合做侦探,心相当的细,还有很厉害的逻辑推理能力。对我的防范是相当的强啊,所以加上4天前的那次一共6次了,之前我跪地求饶,痛哭流涕,寻死觅活的极尽可怜悔恨改过自新之能事几乎都用完了,而且每次的表演总是超越前一次,但是到了这次我实在想不出要怎么做才能超出上次的表演了,悔恨自己啊,入戏太快,上次戏有点过了,现在不好提高了。最后用的就是老子的一套:无为。装傻,什么都不说,或者简单说几句。老婆当时就问我怎么不哭啊,怎么不下跪24 小时啊。当天还好,就一个人在床上哭,不吃不喝。第二天就走了,当时我还劝阻呢,但是根本没有用啊,我的半个脸,一条胳膊,两只手全部伤痕累累啊,以至于我最近几天都没有出门,公司的事情全部电话遥控。
    继续和大姨子的谈话,大姨子絮絮叨叨,婆婆妈妈,几百年前的事情也翻出来做证据,反正是古今中外的负心人啊,不得好死啊什么什么的都有,然后给我晓之以理动之以情,说老婆怀孕不关心不说,还气她,难免影响孩子云云。不管她说什么我都不做声,有什么办法呢,把柄在人家手里。人为刀俎我为鱼肉啊,横下一条心,任人宰割吧。到了9点了,她的演讲终于结束了,中间还不时的伴着眼泪。后来问我老婆去哪儿了,我说我打电话她关机了。让我去找。然后我就开车先把大姨子母子两个送回家,然后四处游荡,你想这么大的城市到哪儿找啊,我给她几个熟悉的朋友打电线点我回家,然后我的手机响了,一看是爸爸的电话。靠,难道她去我父母家了,这不是她的风格啊。战战兢兢摁了接听键,爸爸豹子一样的吼声差点没有震碎我的耳膜,然后所有的脏话劈头盖脸的过来了,让我立刻去他家,说老婆哭的跟泪人一样。过了几分钟,爸爸终于火小了点,我才让他把电话交给老婆,但是老婆拒绝接电话,无奈,我说我过去吧,但是我听到刚才老爸让我去接老婆的时候老婆在旁边说坚决不跟我回去,说要等到天亮去离婚,同时也听到妈妈带着哭声哀求老婆的声音。;老天啊,痛苦死了,老妈身体不好啊,而且一辈子都是老实本分的人,我在她眼里也是一个作风很正派的儿子的形象啊,全毁了。然后妈妈接电话了,要死要活的把我痛骂一顿,然后说老婆要是和我离婚,她就去死。然后给我说让我晚上不要过去了,让老婆在那住一晚上。我就没有去,心里有恐惧又安慰,恐惧的是爸爸知道了,爸爸年轻的时候脾气可厉害了,我被他打过的次数数不清楚了。害怕天亮来找我算账啊。安慰的是终于知道老婆的具体去向了。我不去找也能睡一个安稳觉了。
    今天早上6点多,老爸来电问老婆回来没有,我说回来了,其实我压根没有看到她的影子,可能去她父母家了吧。跟爸爸说来了,是担心我父母还牵挂。然后立刻打她电话,依旧是关机。中午给她姐姐打电话,说在她家呢,但是没有吃午饭就出去了。我一直不敢给岳母家打电话啊,不知道岳母家是否知道,直到现在我还是没有得到老婆的具体消息。忐忑不安ing...