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情色笑话,笑一笑 十年少 作者不详


   1:上学时一群人躲在同学家看A片,结果兄弟们正看着入迷时他父母回来了,大家以迅雷不及掩耳之势收拾[全篇],等他们打开门进来时发现我们一群人都端坐在沙发上,频频点头问好但是就是没有一个站起来问好,事后同学透漏他父母评论我们没有礼貌大人回来了也不起身问好,大家惭愧啊兄弟们下面都支帐篷了怎么起来啊!

  2:08年在北京香山陪一个朋友去某部队医院输液, 无聊的情况下把随身携带的笔记本电脑打开看看里面有什么可以打发时间的(电脑是借的), 找到个电影就打开看看,一步香港喜剧片,津津有味的看到一半的时候, 里面突然传出女人的叫床声音(是主角在模仿)! 突然喧嚣的房间变的寂静无声,用我眼睛的余光发现屋子里几十口子人都在用异样的眼光看着我, 25年都没红过脸的我,这时候不知所措的关掉电脑带着通红的小脸低着头走出输液室,汗那!

  3:女孩子上公共厕所,为了卫生,常把纸巾垫在马桶圈上 有一次,我上班太忙了,忙到上厕所都没时间,急急忙忙把纸铺好,[全篇]事后,又急急忙忙把PP擦好裤子一提,就走了。 回到办公室,又跑来跑去,办了几件事情,等回到座位上,啊拉隔壁的JJ对我说…… 你屁股后面怎么有一条擦PP的纸啊? 我一看,傻眼了,急忙抽出来……好长啊……

  4:很久以前,偶一同学排队照X光~忽然此仁兄惊呼:大家快来看,这人怎么胸口里面有两条钢丝一样的东西~偶一看~差点笑晕~大家应该都知道那是两条啥钢丝~而后,一MM从X光室斯斯然而出,该仁兄依然不依不饶~上前问候:大伙看见你胸里面有两条钢丝也,没事吧?MM3秒钟后反应过来,甩手就是一耳光!

  5:有一采花贼专在某大学校园奸淫女生。

  一次,胁持一“大一”女生,女生奋力反抗,狂叫惊呼,采花贼心虚,吓跑了。

  (笑死我了)

  一次,胁持一“大二”女生,女生低声哀求“别…… 不……不要,不要……”采花贼大着胆子,强行得手。

  一次,胁持一“大三”女生,女生同样低声哀求“别……不……不要,不要……”采花贼还是强行要做,正要插入,女生突然冷静道“等一下,先把这个戴上。”随手掏出一个避孕套……

  一次,胁持一“大四”女生,女生并不喊叫,只递上一个避孕套,然后说道“先戴上,不要太粗鲁了。”……

  又一次,胁持一“女研究生”,女研究生莫不作声,任采花贼肆意奸污。[全篇]事后,整理好衣服,自言自语道“原来和男人也不过如此,远没有我自慰来的刺激”……(采花贼惊得半晌缓不过来)

  再一次,胁持一“女博士生”,女博士生同样莫不作声,任凭采花贼肆意奸污。[全篇]事后,整理好衣服,递过一把钥匙和一名片说道“这是我宿舍公寓钥匙和地址还有手机号,你随时可以来找我……”(采花贼当场晕倒)

  终于有一次,胁持一“女博士后”,女博士后递过一盒避孕套说“一次换一个,这是十二个,够了吧!”……(采花贼从此得了精神障碍性阳痿,校园也相对平静 )

  6:男人天性爱喝酒,酸甜苦辣杯中有;趁着年轻多喝口,人生难得再回首。处女好比茅台酒,男人都想品一口;多情少妇是红酒,喝了这口想那口;钟情女子葡萄酒,进口甜到心里头;靓丽情人是破,喝了爽心又爽口;自己老婆是白酒,难喝也得整一口;明知小姐是假酒,花钱也想来一口。

  7:一的士司机在市内拉客’刚好拉到一个小姐去郊区'目的地到达之后小姐忘记带钱了'就跟司机协商,协商之后小姐愿意跟司机打一泡,司机心想不做白浪费,就答应了条件'但是司机又怕被染性病,于是就用脚跟小姐做了一会,结束之后算是扯平了「各走各道」几天之后的士司机发现自己的脚明显长出怪异的泡泡,于是到医院检查,检查结果之后医生说脚是中了梅毒了'的士司机说怎么可能,医生说有什么不可能的,刚才还一位小姐阴道得了香港脚呢、

  8:某甲晚上走在路上,忽然听到路旁阴暗处传来阵阵哭声,

  他赶忙靠近一看,原来是一个衣衫不整的女子在哭泣。

  甲先生 :「小姐?怎么了?」

  小姐回答:「我刚刚被色狼侵犯了!」

  甲先生 :「你..你不要紧吧?」

  小姐回答:「他..他突然从背后抓住我的胸部...然后就把我放了...」

  甲先生 :「你既然没事,那还哭什么呢?」

  小姐回答:「因为...因为那色狼居然说

  『真倒霉,竟然抱到个男的』...」

  说着说着,她哭的更大声了……

  9:一个老尼姑有一天拿了一碗她的尿叫小尼姑拿下山去给医生化验...小尼姑走着走着一不小心把那一碗尿给打翻了.她怕被骂所以开始哭,一位路过的妇人看到了就叫小尼姑不要哭.小尼姑说她不小心把老尼姑的尿给打翻了然後怕被骂. 妇人就说没关系,她叫小尼姑拿她的尿去给医生.过了一个礼拜, 老尼姑收到化验报告. 化验报告上说她怀孕了. 老尼姑惊叫了一声:"天啦!这个年头连萝卜都不可靠!"

  10:大龄美女与花花公子聊天,偏偏观念始终无法沟通。花花公子耐心地问:“我再问你一个问题,当你进到一间有两张床的房间里,一张床上躺了一个女人,一张床上躺了一个男人,你会躺哪张床?”

  美女不加思索答:“当然是躺女人的那张床!”

  花花公子得意地说:“你看,我就说我们的观念总会一致的嘛!”

  11:一个花花公子去一家理发店理发,替他修指甲的女郎长得非常漂亮,他请她当晚一同去吃饭和看电影。

  那女郎一本正经地说,“我已经结婚了。”

  花花公子替她出主意说,“和你丈夫说一下,晚回家一会儿就好啦!”

  女郎说:“你自己问他好了,他正在给你刮脸呢。”