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女人叫床,男人叫苦


  女人叫床,男人叫苦

男人是一种伟大的动物,别的不说,光是做爱这件事上,男人其实是为女人在做。拼了老命、汗流满床,最后男人只希望听到女人一句:好爽哦!于是男人就得到了满足。你们说,男人是不是非常舍身为女人?
  
  另一个角度来看,男人也很可怜。举例来说,男人为什么从懂事以来就为自己那个东西大不大、小不小,而困惑一辈子(或至少半辈子)呢?如果男人自私,他的大小和他得不得到快乐是毫无关系的事,反正最后那一刹那的快感,才是真正属于男人的。偏偏男人在意女人的感受,他就陷入诸如我能不能满足对方、我的够大吗?做的时间够长吗?等等类似的问题中。
  
  在男人成长的过程里,有百分之九十九都拿过尺去量自己的东西,即使量了,还会担心地跑去问同学究竟要到什么尺寸才算是正常?照常理来判断,奇怪,那个东西又不是拿来通水管,管它有多长。这样我们就发现,男人的疑问用具体的方式来呈现,应该是:喂,究竟要到什么尺寸才能让女人觉得可以接受?
  
  等到长大了,确定自己的尺寸达到让女人觉得可以接受的地步,男人依然困惑。因为接下来他要担心的是,我做的时间会不会太短?那么,究竟要做多久才能达到女人感受到快乐的地步呢?
  
  你们看,所有的医生不是每几个月就会站出来说,三分钟算正常,一分钟也能到达高潮的话吗?为什么他们要这么说?当然是为了安慰男人,而男人的快乐不就在那最后刹那?显然男人是为了女人,担心女人不快乐。
  
  哎,男人在床上之伟大,山高水长,日月同辉呐。
  
  所以每当女人又开口骂男人自私时,我就会抱不平。如果男人自私,他为什么要带上墨镜去买印度神油?如果男人自私,他为什么冒着扯断海绵体的危险去练吊阴功?女人也许不知道,如果男人的那个东西大,夹在两腿之间,连走路都不方便;。
  
  有个女人问我,她说为什么牛郎的价钱要比妓女贵,平平都是人,男人硬要连性的价格上都超过女人,简直无耻。对此,我要替男人说说话,喂,女人一天可以做很多次,女性同胞知道男人一天可以做几次吗?价格当然和供需程度成正比。同样地,女人可以不停地要,男人却不能不停地给,话说到这里,女性同胞想必能体会我写这篇文章的用心吧。所谓的一夜七次郎(狼?),其实是男人鼓其所有的能力来让女人得到快乐,要不然男人去睡觉不是比较实惠些。
  
  再看各大医院的泌尿科,不都是看男人的病?做出伟哥来,不也是给男人吃的。男人医好了那个玩艺,也吃了伟哥,受惠者是谁呢?结果是男人努力半天,女人似乎非但没有表示半点领情的感激,反而说男人满脑袋全是性。老天,要是男人满脑袋全是性,他不会每天在家里打手枪就好了,既快乐,也不用担心女人骂他色。
  
  我有个朋友交了个年级比他大不少的女朋友,大家都很好奇地问他,老少配是什么滋味?他很感慨地说,有次他刚使足全身余勇做完那档子事,女朋友马上帮他擦汗,还把一片人参送进他嘴里。当场众家男人出现几个解释:
  
  1.哇,你的女朋友真体贴。
  
  显示:大部分的女人都不能体会男人的辛苦,她们认为这一切都是理所当然的。
  
  2.不会吧,难道她嫌你不行,送片人参要你好好反省?
  
  显示:女人要的程度往往超过男人负荷的程度,但男人几万年都仍在努力的试图达到女人要求的标准。愚公移山就是说这个道理。
  
  3.XXX,女人真敢,她还要呀,不然给你吃人参干嘛。
  
  显示:男人的觉醒,面对女人,男人最好先认输。
  
  他们有其它的解释吗?我想,所有的男人都会往以上三个解释的方向来想,也可见男人大多认为:能让女人得到满足是他的天职。如果女人不认同我的说法,回想看看,男人是不是常问你们:爽吗?快乐吗?有女人问过男人:爽吗?快乐吗?
  
  以上说的全是打从心底的老实话,或许你们以为我只是在写自己的感受,你们错了,我绝对不会有事没事拿把尺子到厕所去,也没有去过泌尿科,更没有吃过人参片,但为避免你们真以为只是我个人的想法和经验,在此,我不能不再次隐姓埋名,而且希望女性同胞看到这篇文章,多反省,多体谅男人,而不要花时间在追究隐姓埋名这件事情上。
  
  最后,我得再对女性同胞说句老实话,你们知道怎么伤害男人吗?当男人拼命煎熬地在闹钟响了才做完,你只要说句:啊,这么快呀。我保证,这句话足以让男人沮丧三个月。你们看看,男人多脆弱,也多努力地让女同胞快乐呀
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